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SWAG77 Ain’t No Influencers. Right?
This post is about our Facebook pages, Twitter accounts, and various blogs: WE HAVE A LOT… We have several social media accounts because seven years ago, social media platforms lacked today’s functionality. How many accounts? We are at 500 now. We do not use all of them. At any given moment, we are working onContinue reading “SWAG77 Ain’t No Influencers. Right?”
We here at Imperial Security Bureau are extremely concerned by the reports of an Imperial Regional Governors being murdered on the Outer Rim planets of Batuu and Vandor,” The Director of Imperial Intelligence said. “Our concerns go out to the families and friends of the dead. Every day, new holoreports of persecution are being documentedContinue reading
If you haven’t yet had the displeasure of watching that little limp peen’s response to Emperor Palpatine’s Galactic Empire State of the Union, I suggest you take some pink bisthmus or some menstruation meds or whatever you need to do to get through it, because it was pathetic, and it was embarrassing. Oh my Force.Continue reading
Earlier today @palpsid77’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a HoloTwitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again. COMPOR (source)
All of those Slave Leias lied and they will be sued. Avemut Heat
Why Straight Mandalorian Women Are Marrying Each Other In Mandalorian Space, Abighawo Rthail discovers an empowering clan tradition undergoing a modern revival. Mugman Ingoosi and Anasju Matasia’s homestead lies among a cluster of hamlets that make up the remote village of Nyamongo on Ordo. There’s no port to their circular houses in the lands, onlyContinue reading
It’s my understanding that Alien voters are aligning with Leia Organa in greater and greater numbers as election day draws near. This is a picture of Leia Organa with her parents and brother, Luke Skywalker. For those of you too young to know the significance of what they are wearing, they are Sith robes, anContinue reading
Onderon First Order Say They’re Getting Worse Treatment Than Rebel Lives Matter Movement “They don’t get any backlash, not on the level that we’re getting.” First Order soldiers at the entrance to the Eurmalh Refuge headquarters on Onderon, which an anti-Republic group. Members of the armed anti-Republic group occupying a remote Republic facility on Onderon,Continue reading
What a great humanitarian. Darth Vader (@VaderSWAG77). Beautiful.

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