Jedi sympathizers beg on knees for Nubia entry. Implore admission at frontier, but blockade doubled. NUBIA: Pathetic scenes were reported today from the Imperial frontier where groups of Jedi sympathizers attempting the Empire, literally when to their knees imploring Nubian officials to allow them to pass. Nubian Frontier Guards have been doubled and been given strict orders to prevent any refugee invasion.

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When will Alderaanians, Rebels, and Dathomirians stop talking over slave dancers? All I’m seeing are a lot of holos refusing to consider the fact that slave dancers have different experiences.  Rebels and Dathomirians are willfully obtuse about to the slave dancers who got into stripping, escorting, sugaring, etc. just for fun and supplemental income. AndContinue reading

Stormwrecker brags about killing Monwhe Hydrobius: ‘We all know how it ended for the last moron that hit me’ Fargse Stormwrecker, the man acquitted in the shooting death of unarmed Imperial cadet Monwhe Hydrobius, has apparently perfected the art of tough guy holotweeting. The killer-cum-HoloComLink troll threatened someone by raising the specter of Monwhe Hydrobius’sContinue reading

BITE ME! – Red Twi’lek grandmother responds to speciests ‘Rebel Lives Matter’ jerks who call her an ‘Imperial Slave’ Earlier we posted the really great holovid made by Pefcewh March, a Red Twi’lek grandmom who is just sick and tired of the Rebels whining about Imperial brutality when the Rebels cause most of the deathsContinue reading