[HOLONET REALTIME NEWS REPORTER]
“Art Lovers Caught!” — Alien Grand Admiral Adds An Imperial Academy Deserter Now Rebel To His Art Collection.
The two caught canoodling between the paints aboard a Star Destroyer on an alleged interrogation witnessed by Imperial Loyalty Officers — Let’s listen in on the news conference:
“…there were, uh, suspicious paint stains on [static] uniform,” Imperial Loyalty Officer Sinjir Rath Velus.
“The colors aren’t under any Imperial regulations.”
“Neither was the position!” Another Imperial Loyalty Officer under Sinjir Rath Velus.
Does this incident spell the end for the Grand Admiral and all aliens that serve the Empire? A representative, Commodore Natasi Daala of Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin’s office, sent a holocommunique in part:
“All our human officers are held to a higher standard. That holoimage is a ruse by the insurgent Rebel forces to taint a good man’s name.”
Baron Valen Rudor supports interspecies marriage equality from a different perspective, a bill currently being debated in the Imperial Senate.
“I knew Sabine Wren at the Imperial Academy on Mandalore, and I remember her being expelled. I always wondered who her patron was. Now I know. The Admiral is a good man. This is all a misunderstanding, and he plans to reclaim wayward Imperial members targeted by the Rebel wild conspiracy theories that Lord Vader and their HoloNet disinformation slaughtered the Jedi.”
The Imperial Military states that perhaps it is a misguided effort by the Admiral to reclaim Imperial traitors and return them to justice. Still, we need to understand how Thrawn’s alien culture views his sexual accusation to determine the best course of action against Mandalorian and Rebel.
Ashii Neurami — HoloNet Realtime News
More news at 6.
We here at Imperial Security Bureau are extremely concerned by the reports of an Imperial Regional Governors being murdered on the Outer Rim planets of Batuu and Vandor,” The Director of Imperial Intelligence said. “Our concerns go out to the families and friends of the dead. Every day, new holoreports of persecution are being documented in the Outer Rim. Many Regional Governors fear this may be the new normal for the planets as Rebel enclaves and others that support them have been allowed to attack the Governors and other Imperials with impunity. The Outer Rim must take steps to counter the growing wave of intolerance and violence.
….younglings from parents, as did the Jedi etc., because that is the policy and law. I tried to keep them together but the problem is, when you do that, vast numbers of additional aliens storm the Core. So with Valorum and the Senate seperation [sic] is fine, but with Emperor Palpatine it’s not. Fake 60 Parsecs!
Emperor Sheev Palpatine (flipped source)
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Below is a sneak peek of this content!yuuzhanvong77: A spokesperson for the Red Nights of Light said: “We here at Red Nights of Light are extremely concerned by the reports of our missionary being murdered in the Galaxy’s Bimmiel planet. “Our thoughts and prayers go out to both Mongei Shai’s Domain. A full investigation must be launched in this this murder and those responsible must be brought...
Emperor Palpatine believes in a free HoloNet and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and the Empire. We will, however, never tolerate a Senator placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a Imperial intern. This conduct is absolutely unacceptable. It is also completely disrespectful to the Senator’s colleagues not to allow them an opportunity to ask a question. Emperor Palpatine has given the HoloNet more access than any Galactic Leader in history. Contrary to the HoloNet’s assertions there is no greater demonstration of the Emperor’s support for a free HoloNet than the event he held today. Only they would attack the Emperor for not supporting a free HoloNet in the midst of him taking 68 questions from 35 different Senators over the course of 1.5 parsecs including several from the Senator in question. The fact that HoloNet is proud of the way their employee behaved is not only disgusting, it‘s an example of their outrageous disregard for everyone, including young women, who work[s] in this Empire. As a result of today’s incident, the Empire is suspending the hard pass of the Senator involved until further notice.
There you have it. Always.
They use their holotransmissions to assassinate real Imperial news. They use the Outer Rim to teach younglings that their Emperor is a Sith Lord. They use their holodramas and senators and Gungans and Jedi glories to repeat their narrative over and over again. And then they use their ex-Imperial Senate Leaders to endorse “the rebellion.”
All to make them convoy. Make them protest. Make them scream specieism and sexism and xenophobia and anti-Force sensitives. To smash ships, burn droids, shut down hyperspace routes and planet ports of entry, bully and terrorize the law-abiding — until the only option left is for the Stormtroopers to do their jobs and stop the madness.
And when that happens, they’ll use it as an excuse for their outrage. The only way we stop this, the only way we save our galaxy and our freedom, is to fight this violence of lies with the clenched fist of truth.
I’m the STAR WARS Galactic Empire. And I’m the Force’s safest place.
By hating the Emperor and trying to rebel, Jedi are only increasing the severity of his policies against them. If Jedi throughout the galaxy try to instill into the mind of the Emperor and the Empire recognition of the ideals for which the Force stands, and if Jedi appeal to the Imperial sense of justice and the Imperial Galactic conscience, I am sure the problem will be solved more effectively and early otherwise. I assert, the rebellion against the Empire is not an effective means of meeting the evil. Rebellions are simply war without firepower, and war in any form is not the way to right the wrongs being inflicted on the Jedi and the Rebels.