‘KRIFFING embarrassment’: Imperials furious after Luke Skywalker supports lightsaber control Luke Skywalker got a lesson in Imperial fragility when he spoke out in favor of lightsaber control in the wake of the murder of two HoloNet journalists on Lianna. Skywalker was referring to sweeping lightsaber-safety laws that went into effect in Alderaan after the KashyyykContinue reading
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BITE ME! – Red Twi’lek grandmother responds to speciests ‘Rebel Lives Matter’ jerks who call her an ‘Imperial Slave’ Earlier we posted the really great holovid made by Pefcewh March, a Red Twi’lek grandmom who is just sick and tired of the Rebels whining about Imperial brutality when the Rebels cause most of the deathsContinue reading
‘Go Back to the Neutral Systems’: Watch Heat Kick Lecexis Eclipseblast Out of Presser Neutral Systems Planet News anchor Lecexis Eclipseblast was thrown out of an Aveamut Heat event in Dantooine, when he repeatedly tried to ask the Moff a question. As Heat took the podium, Eclipseblast stood up and asked Heat about his planetaryContinue reading
Pefcewh March HoloVid Critique of #RebelLivesMatter Goes Viral “A little girl is dead. You say rebel lives matter? Her life mattered.” Last week, Pefcewh March, a Twi’lek grandmother, posted a holovid on the HoloNet venting her frustration with the #RebelLivesMatter movement and RLM protesters. March, a Republic Navy veteran and Ryloth native posted her HoloNetContinue reading
Alderaan University Imperial Academy Cadets Refuse To Read Award-Winning HoloNovel Because It Violates Their Imperial Beliefs Some Imperial Academy Cadets at Alderaan University are protesting the assignment of Starship Party, claiming reading it would violate their Imperial beliefs. Starship Party is an award-winning, HoloNet Republic best-selling graphic holonovel and memoir that was adapted for theContinue reading
HoloNet Realtime News Hosts Lament How Hard It Is To Be Human “We’re in an impossible situation.” The Alien Lives Matter movement, which grew from repeated instances of aliens being killed by Imperials, excludes Imperials and puts them in an “impossible situation,” HoloNet Realtime News hosts bemoaned. “It is uncomfortable,” guest host Ashii Neurmanii said,Continue reading
The humans on HoloNet Stick Alley (predominately Human female forum) are furious that GERSISA GRAM will be on Real Housewives of the Empire (RHOTE), all saying they won’t watch now. (Trigger Warning: Xenophobia, High Human Culture) “Humans who are comfortable in their High Human Culture need to be exposed. Their ignorance might bring awarenessContinue reading
Coruscant HoloNet Host Aridid Waterlust: Enslave Undocumented Alien Separatists Unless They Leave Waterlust, Who Recently Hosted Wilhuff Tarkin, Asked, “What’s Wrong With Slavery?” Coruscant HoloNet host and influential Imperial kingmaker Aridid Waterlust unveiled a large projects employment plan that would make undocumented alien Separatists who don’t leave Coruscant, and core planets after an allotted timeContinue reading
‘Human-Free’ Military Grade Blaster Market Now Selling Fargse Stormwrecker’s Separatist’s Holopaintings It’s totally not about species, though. Fargse Stormwrecker, who rose to galactic notoriety in 22 BBY after shooting and killing unarmed human Imperial Academy cadet, Monwhe Hydrobius, is now selling holoprints of a Confederacy of Independent Systems or Separatist painting, in part to benefitContinue reading
Representative Thrawn to Lead United Against Combat Beasts as Chairman
CORUSCANT – Today, Emperor Palpatine announced that Representative Thrawn will lead United Against Combat Beasts (UACB) as Chairman. Representative Thrawn will play a key leadership role throughout UACB’s efforts to educate and inform the Imperial citizens regarding the serious shortcomings of beast welfare used in combat. Particularly that of the Ysalamiri on the planet, Myrkr.Continue reading “Representative Thrawn to Lead United Against Combat Beasts as Chairman”
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