Minister Of PlanetWhere Mandalorian Teen Was Wrongly Arrested Is Anti-Mandalorian ImperialSecurity Bureau Agent Toher supporters, Lothalian Minister Maketh Tua is a tough-as-nails Ministerwho’s not afraid to take on Mandalorians. Toher critics, Tua is a fear-monger who stokes the flames of Mandophobia. Soboth Tua’s fans and foes can surely find a talking point in the incidentContinue reading “Minister Of Planet: Mandalorian Teen Arrested At Anti-Terrorist Policies by ImperialSecurity Bureau Agent”
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WATCH: AVEMUT HEAT ASKED ABOUT ‘JEDI’ EMPEROR PALPATINE During a town hall meeting in Imperial senatorial candidate Avemut Heat was asked about Emperor Sheev Palpatine being a Jedi. A man asked, “We have a problem in this galaxy, it’s called Jedi. We know our current Emperor is one. you know he’s not even an Human.”Continue reading
PRINCESS LEIA: THE EMPEROR LEADS FROM BEHIND THE SKIRT OF HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN, DARTH VADER On the lawn of the Alderaanian Capitol at the rally against Emperor Palpatine’s Force Users Agreement titled “Stop the Dark Side Deal Rally,” Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan took a jab at Palpatine and his senior adviser Darth Vader. PrincessContinue reading
Kimda Virow Won’t Be Arrested Again Promises Rebel Militia Group That Waged Cedome Lightweaver Standoff The group that battled Imperials at the Cedome Lightweaver dewback ranch has sent its members to protect Kimda Virow from arrest. Je’daii Keepers founder Wicate Alnasl says he and members of his militia group will protect Kimda Virow should StormtroopersContinue reading
Shequz Quarkgold: People keep forgetting that the Force ‘wrote the Imperial Articles of Convention’ Moff Shequz Quarkgold this week warned Imperials to remember that the Force “wrote the Imperial Articles of Convention” based on the Jedi codes. During an appearance on Owlita Dawnwatcher ThyChani Galactic Evangelism Holovid (GEHV), host Stock Dawnwatcher asked the Talusian ImperialContinue reading
Leia Organa makes forceful case for Quarren-Mon Cala ion cannon-type weapon deal Old Republic frontrunner for Imperial Senate nomination qualifies support by saying broader strategy needed to address Separatists’ ‘bad behavior in the sectors’. Leia Organa offered her most robust endorsement yet of the ion cannon-type deal negotiated under the Bail Organa former Old RepublicContinue reading
Kimda Virow Issues Statement: I’ll Never Obey The Empire Because I Don’t Want To Go To The Dark Side The Old Republic Counsel has issued a statement from Kimda Virow. It reads in full: “I have worked in the Rhommamool Clerk’s office for several rotations as a Deputy Clerk and was honored to be electedContinue reading
((Pretend you are opening a top secret holocommunique)) TOP SECRET PRIVATE HOLOCOMMUNIQUE BY THE COMMISSION FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THE NEW ORDER OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! COUNTERINTELLIGENCE PROGRAM REBEL ALLIANCE – HATE GROUPS REBEL INTELLIGENCE Continue reading
‘KRIFFING embarrassment’: Imperials furious after Luke Skywalker supports lightsaber control Luke Skywalker got a lesson in Imperial fragility when he spoke out in favor of lightsaber control in the wake of the murder of two HoloNet journalists on Lianna. Skywalker was referring to sweeping lightsaber-safety laws that went into effect in Alderaan after the KashyyykContinue reading
Pefcewh March HoloVid Critique of #RebelLivesMatter Goes Viral “A little girl is dead. You say rebel lives matter? Her life mattered.” Last week, Pefcewh March, a Twi’lek grandmother, posted a holovid on the HoloNet venting her frustration with the #RebelLivesMatter movement and RLM protesters. March, a Republic Navy veteran and Ryloth native posted her HoloNetContinue reading
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