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Outrage, backlash over foul-mouthed younglings bashing Avemut Heat Avemut Heat says the shockingly profane political ad featuring foul-mouthed Alderaanian younglings personally bashing him is a terrible disgrace, echoing an avalanche of backlash from critics who are calling the holovid abusive and disgusting. The 2-minute political ad produced by Deportspecieism, an Old Republic Political Action CommitteeContinue reading

Did Corellia’s Open Blaster Law Delay Stormtrooper’s Response to a Mass Shooter?—Marfoll Mank Details are continuing to emerge about a blaster rapage that took place in the planet, Corellia in which 33-year-old Noharp Hamah shot three people to death before stormtroopers killed him in a shootout. A troubling detail came to light in a HoloNet Report suggesting that stormtroopersContinue reading

Imperials Explain Why They Feel Oppressed Sometimes Imperials vex me. Maybe they confuse you, too. Maybe you’re a humans person who is sometimes confused by Imperials. A lot of Imperials have told me they’re befuddled by the actions and perspectives of other Imperials. I hear you. What confuses me? I think it’s the utter lackContinue reading

Rakghoul outbreak hits zombie-free Tatooine Academy, making officials rethink zombie-ed A zombie-free Academy in a tiny Tatooine planet is battling a colossal rakghoul epidemic. Planet officials are rethinking their approach to zombie education after 20 of Crayne Academy 300 students tested positive for the zombie transmitted disease. The Imperial Centers for Disease Control and PreventionContinue reading

What they know and feel is that no alien in the galaxy should defy a stormtrooper’s request and if one does, whatever in the galaxy that stormtrooper does to him/her is fair game. Reporter Shak Ingun ((flipped source))

Stormtrooper involved in body-slam arrest of Ryloth Academy cadet is dating a Twi’lek so he can’t be speciest, Sargent says He’s no speciest, he’s dating a Twi’lek. That was the bizarre defense put forward by the section leader of the Imperial Stormtrooper whose holovid body-slamming of an Academy cadet shocked the galaxy. Stormtrooper Sparks XansifContinue reading

Ryloth Academy Stormtrooper Sparks Xansif’s career marked with praise The holodocument you must read says that Sparks Xansif is an outstanding Academy resource stormtrooper and not sued for using excessive force. Within a short time, Xansif went from a virtually unknown Ryloth stormtrooper to the target of galactic wide vitriol after a holovid showed himContinue reading

Stormtrooper Sparks Xansif Receives Culture of Excellence Award Arc Noncroft Children’s Academy presented the Ryloth Academy System Two Culture of Excellence Award to Academy Resource Stormtrooper Sparks Xansif. Sparks has been working for the Ryloth Planetary Imperial Stormtrooper Unit since 14 BBY and joined the Academy Resource Stormtrooper Program in 10 BBY. He is assignedContinue reading

Imperial Senate Leader candidate Breaks Theybe said that believes Rots v. Tfa should be overturned, and that females should not be allowed to have abortions even in the case of rape or incest. “The mother should not believe that the youngling is her enemy and should not be looking to terminate the youngling,” Theybe opined.Continue reading

Fictional News: Stop Tagging Me About Aliens Suffering

Stop Tagging Me About Aliens Suffering Seeing a constant stream of news about violence against Aliens may cause more emotional damage than awareness. Here’s how to protect yourself. Written by Stapa Ceytton Hello, My name is Stapa, and I am addicted to Spacebook. Yet, unlike the Empire’saddiction to stupid, mine isn’t a problem. I relishContinue reading “Fictional News: Stop Tagging Me About Aliens Suffering”