[HOLONET REALTIME NEWS REPORTER]
“Art Lovers Caught!” — Alien Grand Admiral Adds An Imperial Academy Deserter Now Rebel To His Art Collection.
The two caught canoodling between the paints aboard a Star Destroyer on an alleged interrogation witnessed by Imperial Loyalty Officers — Let’s listen in on the news conference:
“…there were, uh, suspicious paint stains on [static] uniform,” Imperial Loyalty Officer Sinjir Rath Velus.
“The colors aren’t under any Imperial regulations.”
“Neither was the position!” Another Imperial Loyalty Officer under Sinjir Rath Velus.
Does this incident spell the end for the Grand Admiral and all aliens that serve the Empire? A representative, Commodore Natasi Daala of Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin’s office, sent a holocommunique in part:
“All our human officers are held to a higher standard. That holoimage is a ruse by the insurgent Rebel forces to taint a good man’s name.”
Baron Valen Rudor supports interspecies marriage equality from a different perspective, a bill currently being debated in the Imperial Senate.
“I knew Sabine Wren at the Imperial Academy on Mandalore, and I remember her being expelled. I always wondered who her patron was. Now I know. The Admiral is a good man. This is all a misunderstanding, and he plans to reclaim wayward Imperial members targeted by the Rebel wild conspiracy theories that Lord Vader and their HoloNet disinformation slaughtered the Jedi.”
The Imperial Military states that perhaps it is a misguided effort by the Admiral to reclaim Imperial traitors and return them to justice. Still, we need to understand how Thrawn’s alien culture views his sexual accusation to determine the best course of action against Mandalorian and Rebel.
Ashii Neurami — HoloNet Realtime News
More news at 6.