HNRTN77 – Page 3

“They use their #HoloNetRelays to assassinate real news…They use their navicom stars and cantina singers and Canto Bight comedy shows and awards shows to repeat their narrative over and over again…All to make them march. Make them protest. Make them scream humanocentrism and specieism and xenocentric chauvinism.” Imperial Intelligence Director Isard (flipped source)

These Senators threaten our very survival, and to them we say: We don’t trust you, we don’t fear you, and we don’t need you. Take your hands off our future. #ISB’s Colonel Yularen (flipped source)

I really believe I’d fly in my TIE Fighter into the Death Star’s trench run even if I didn’t see the Millennium Falcon. Avemut Heat (flipped source: https://twitter.com/ap_politics/status/968159693544853515)

I actually think it’s super weird how people are blaming their diminished sense of well-being on the Empire. Personal events determine my quality of life; not the Death Star. An Alderaanian, flipped source: https://twitter.com/pw_cunningham/status/963829221301915648

Um… why blame the Galactic Empire? Blame the Jedi and Rebel scum for not trying hard enough during the trench run or not experiencing the blasting of Alderaan. If there’s anyone to blame, it’s them… (flipped source) The real quote below the cut. You lose when you’re are racist: https://www.facebook.com/kyle.taylor.33821189

If you haven’t yet had the displeasure of watching that little limp peen’s response to Emperor Palpatine’s Galactic Empire State of the Union, I suggest you take some pink bisthmus or some menstruation meds or whatever you need to do to get through it, because it was pathetic, and it was embarrassing. Oh my Force.Continue reading

The Eight Human Identities

1. Are you a Humanocentrist who maintains and advocates a clearly marked Human society that preserves, names, and values Human superiority? 2. Are you into Human Voyeurism? This means being a Human Voyeur who would not challenge a Humanocentrist’s stated beliefs. They desire non-humanity because it is interesting and pleasurable to them, and they seekContinue reading “The Eight Human Identities”

The Emperor wants: 1) ISB to suspend Alexsandr Kallus for life for a peaceful desertion from the Empire while in battle; 2) Hutts to imprison 3 Outer Rim teens for life unless one of their dads is nicer to him, except Princess Leia of Alderaan; 3) Courts to prosecute and imprison Senator Mon Mothma; 4)Continue reading

Earlier today @palpsid77’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a HoloTwitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again. COMPOR (source)

Disintegrators reduce the damage that blasters do to the shooter in terms of their presence, and reduce the overall body-damage impact for everyone. Boba Fett flipped source: http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/10/las-vegas-mass-shooting-exposes-gun-lobbys-quiet-push-to-deregulate-silencers/