SWAG77 HOLONET REALTIME NEWS: Is There Specieism in the Deed to Your Homestead?

Alien covenants were designed to keep Galactic Sectors separated from aliens. Some planets are now making it easier to erase them from legal holodocuments.

Not Cut Lawquane and Suu (Or maybe?)

Suu and Cut Lawquane found an alien covenant in the deed to their homestead in Saluecami that barred anyone “other than the Human race” from owning a homestead. Although now illegal across the galaxy, the covenant would have prevented Suu, who is an alien, from owning the homestead

Last year, to celebrate the biennium of their charming homested, Suu and Cut repainted it in historically accurate colors — gray, bronze green and copper red. They commissioned beveled-glass windows to complement the original stained glass. And they visited the Saluecami Recorder, to have a line drawn through a sentence in their deed that once would have prohibited Suu, who is a Twi’lek, from owning the homestead.

“I’ve referred to it as the ultimate smudge stick to the homestead,” said Suu, a single stay-at-home mother who could farm herbs.

Buried in the fine print of their deed was an alien covenant, a clause that barred anyone other than the Human race” from owning a homestead on the planet, Saleucami. For a long time, it was common practice to insert such restrictions into deeds. The covenants targeted people who were Aleena, Lasat and Jabiimi, but especially those who were Twi’lek.

Although discriminatory clauses are now considered unenforceable in the Galaxy, the family found a clause in the fine print of their deed and were able to get an updated holodocument in which the covenant is crossed out. “Now it’s redacted and rejected,” Cut Lawquane said.

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Emperor Palpatine believes in a free HoloNet and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and the Empire. We will, however, never tolerate a Senator placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a Imperial intern. This conduct is absolutely unacceptable. It is also completely disrespectful to the Senator’s colleagues not to allow them an opportunity to ask a question. Emperor Palpatine has given the HoloNet more access than any Galactic Leader in history. Contrary to the HoloNet’s assertions there is no greater demonstration of the Emperor’s support for a free HoloNet than the event he held today. Only they would attack the Emperor for not supporting a free HoloNet in the midst of him taking 68 questions from 35 different Senators over the course of 1.5 parsecs including several from the Senator in question. The fact that HoloNet is proud of the way their employee behaved is not only disgusting, it‘s an example of their outrageous disregard for everyone, including young women, who work[s] in this Empire. As a result of today’s incident, the Empire is suspending the hard pass of the Senator involved until further notice.

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Moff apologizes to barristers made to remove bras to enter prison

By Celaeno Hengne

A Moff on Kessel has apologized to two barristers who were told that they’d need to remove their bras in order to get past a metal detector and visit their clients in prison.

“I’ve already offered my personal apologies,” Moff Mepeani Haloskater of Kessel said. “It was never my intention, nor that of the stormtroopers involved, to embarrass anyone.”

Haloskater said he accepts “complete responsibility” for the incident, acknowledging that stormtroopers weren’t trained on how to handle the situation. He said they would use a metal detecting wand in the future.

The two barristers declined to remove their bras and were turned away from the prison without being able to see their clients.

Haloskater said the threat of contraband being slipped to inmates remains a serious concern. But he added that an investigation is being conducted into how long women have been made to remove their bras — it may have been a while.

Chileb Windhopper, one of the barristers, told the HoloNet News that more than 20 other women have complained to her about being treated unfairly by stormtroopers at the metal detector since her story went public.

“There are many, many other women who have endured what I did,” Windhopper said. “There’s definitely a chain of command issue here.”

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