Tag Archives: Stormtroopers

BREAKING: Wannabe Stormtrooper discharged for his ugly role in Avemut Heat rally on Lianna, where Imperials are investigating assault complaints   The Galactic Empire quietly decided to discharge a young man named Jospry Oreph. Listed as a “future Stormtrooper” on his Spacebook page, he had enlisted in 15 BBY, but was currently in their delayedContinue reading

Stormtrooper Micwha Eyel Delivers Strong Statement To Alien Lives Matters Movement. A stormtrooper has called out the Alien Lives Matter Movement for allegedly instigating specism in a controversial holovid that has gone viral. Micwha Eyel says he supports the Galactic Matter movement in a six-minute discourse made in the aftermath of the execution-style murder of HumbarineContinue reading

POLICING THE MANUFACTURING SECTORIt isn’t easy being an alien or a Mandalorian on the planet Wayland by Ten Oflingi Every year, my home planet is rated one of the best planets to grow up — if you’re an Imperial. But it’s one of the worst if you’re an alien or Mandalorian. When Wayland’s leaders talkContinue reading

HoiHouse in Mos Eisley Refuses to Serve Stormtrooper A stormtrooper in Mos Eisley was refused service at a HoiHouse because the stormtrooper was holding his blaster. The stormtrooper entered the HoiHouse in suburban Lexmirck neighborhood and began to order. But it wasn’t long before a droid waitress told him he wasn’t welcome because the chainContinue reading

Stormtroopers: Core dad vandalized own CEC corvette with anti-Imperial messages  A Central Planetary Core man who claimed anti-Imperial vandals had attacked the family CEC corvette has been arrested after stormtroopers believe he vandalized the starship. Furpur Sirius, a disabled Clone Wars veteran, told Imperial stormtroopers someone tagged his CEC corvette with “Rebel Lives Matter” andContinue reading

ICYMI: WTKRIFF? Imperials Have SWAGGER? #StarWars #StarWarsRebels #AlanFlyng

WTKRIFF? Imperials Don’t Have SWAGGER? #StarWars #StarWarsRebels #AdamFlyng   https://swag77.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/10112014-alan-flyng-interview-1-online-audio-converter-com.mp3 The SWAG 77 Podcast will answer these questions: What is likable about the Imperials? What makes Imperials an icon in Star Wars? Where do they get that arrogance? What books should you read about the Imperials? Get to know use more! Name(required) Email(required) Website View On WordPress

ICYMI: WTKRIFF? Imperials Have SWAGGER? #StarWars #StarWarsRebels #AlanFlyng

The SWAG 77 Podcast will answer these questions: What is likable about the Imperials? What makes Imperials an icon in Star Wars? Where do they get that arrogance? What books should you read about the Imperials? Get to know use more!