POLICING THE MANUFACTURING SECTORIt isn’t easy being an alien or a Mandalorian on the planet Wayland by Ten Oflingi Every year, my home planet is rated one of the best planets to grow up — if you’re an Imperial. But it’s one of the worst if you’re an alien or Mandalorian. When Wayland’s leaders talkContinue reading
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True or not? You decide. Was Alderaan an inside job?
Proud Of Killing: Fargse Stormwrecker ReHoloNets An Image Of Monwhe Hydrobius’s Body For All To See By Ashii Neurmani In yet another effort to prove that he in fact has absolutely no remnant of a soul, Fargse Stormwrecker re-holonetted a picture of Monwhe Hydrobius’s body, after he shot and killed him in 22 BBY. HoloNetContinue reading
A marriage should only be one human to another. Interspecies marriages is beastiality.
Stormtroopers: Core dad vandalized own CEC corvette with anti-Imperial messages A Central Planetary Core man who claimed anti-Imperial vandals had attacked the family CEC corvette has been arrested after stormtroopers believe he vandalized the starship. Furpur Sirius, a disabled Clone Wars veteran, told Imperial stormtroopers someone tagged his CEC corvette with “Rebel Lives Matter” andContinue reading
Minister Of Planet: Mandalorian Teen Arrested At Anti-Terrorist Policies by ImperialSecurity Bureau Agent
Minister Of PlanetWhere Mandalorian Teen Was Wrongly Arrested Is Anti-Mandalorian ImperialSecurity Bureau Agent Toher supporters, Lothalian Minister Maketh Tua is a tough-as-nails Ministerwho’s not afraid to take on Mandalorians. Toher critics, Tua is a fear-monger who stokes the flames of Mandophobia. Soboth Tua’s fans and foes can surely find a talking point in the incidentContinue reading “Minister Of Planet: Mandalorian Teen Arrested At Anti-Terrorist Policies by ImperialSecurity Bureau Agent”
PRINCESS LEIA: THE EMPEROR LEADS FROM BEHIND THE SKIRT OF HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN, DARTH VADER On the lawn of the Alderaanian Capitol at the rally against Emperor Palpatine’s Force Users Agreement titled “Stop the Dark Side Deal Rally,” Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan took a jab at Palpatine and his senior adviser Darth Vader. PrincessContinue reading
Kimda Virow Won’t Be Arrested Again Promises Rebel Militia Group That Waged Cedome Lightweaver Standoff The group that battled Imperials at the Cedome Lightweaver dewback ranch has sent its members to protect Kimda Virow from arrest. Je’daii Keepers founder Wicate Alnasl says he and members of his militia group will protect Kimda Virow should StormtroopersContinue reading
((Pretend you are opening a top secret holocommunique)) TOP SECRET PRIVATE HOLOCOMMUNIQUE BY THE COMMISSION FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THE NEW ORDER OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! COUNTERINTELLIGENCE PROGRAM REBEL ALLIANCE – HATE GROUPS REBEL INTELLIGENCE Continue reading
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