Ex-ISB spy admits tip led to Saw Gerrera’s long imprisonment Former operative says Imperials believed the Rebel leader was ‘completely under the control of the Separatists’, report reveals A tip from a ISB spy to authorities in Imperial-era led Onderon Saw Gerrera’s arrest, beginning the Rebel leader’s 27 years behind bars, a report said. KricdonContinue reading
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Why Does the Empire Prefer Cybering Artificialists to the Former Galactic Republic and Separatists? Let’s begin with two news items. First, the Empire, will open a new, 5.5 billion credit space station on Choah. Choah is a great place to make money, but it’s also the land of systematic alien-rights abuses, forced child killing, planetaryContinue reading
Concerned Imperial Rights Advocate warns females that revolutionism will ruin their lives by making them bitchy Over on the Imperial’s Rights holosubreddit, one thoughtful and considerate Imperial Rights Advocate has decided to do the females of the galaxy a giant favor — warning them of the sneaky ways that revolutionism will actually end up harmingContinue reading
realtimenews77: Heat: You’re Going To Have A “Imperial Deportation Force,” They’ll Be Humane Avemut Heat, when pressed for specifics on his planetary movement plan, says “we’re going to have an Imperial Deportation Force.” “And I always say the shield, we’re going to build the shield. It’s going to be a real deal. It’s going toContinue reading
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What they know and feel is that no alien in the galaxy should defy a stormtrooper’s request and if one does, whatever in the galaxy that stormtrooper does to him/her is fair game. Reporter Shak Ingun ((flipped source))
Ryloth Academy Stormtrooper Sparks Xansif’s career marked with praise The holodocument you must read says that Sparks Xansif is an outstanding Academy resource stormtrooper and not sued for using excessive force. Within a short time, Xansif went from a virtually unknown Ryloth stormtrooper to the target of galactic wide vitriol after a holovid showed himContinue reading
Imperial Senate Leader candidate Breaks Theybe said that believes Rots v. Tfa should be overturned, and that females should not be allowed to have abortions even in the case of rape or incest. “The mother should not believe that the youngling is her enemy and should not be looking to terminate the youngling,” Theybe opined.Continue reading
Felucia Wants To Beef Up Stand Your Ground, Impose Financial Penalties Felucia’s planetary legislature is so incredibly old Republic, so invested in pleasing their Separatist masters that they’re beefing up their self-defense laws. In the wrong direction. If you think you might ever shoot someone, I have good news for you. Felucia legislators want toContinue reading
Moff Council to Imperial Citizenry: We’re trying to save credits, not stop aliens from voting Insisting they aren’t trying to make it harder for aliens to vote, the Moff Council will ask the Imperial Security Bureau (ISB) to review its decision to close landing permit offices on planets with alien majority populations, the council’s chiefContinue reading
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