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Sabine Wren Bunny by The Little Rabbit Tree

We commissioned a Sabine Wren Bunny from The Little Rabbit Tree! Cutie Sab’ika is NOT cuddle-proof. You will want the cute vod with you. But be careful her paint nozzle right at you if you are an Imperial di’kut! That’s my homegirl!

The Emperor wants: 1) ISB to suspend Alexsandr Kallus for life for a peaceful desertion from the Empire while in battle; 2) Hutts to imprison 3 Outer Rim teens for life unless one of their dads is nicer to him, except Princess Leia of Alderaan; 3) Courts to prosecute and imprison Senator Mon Mothma; 4)Continue reading

SWAG77 HoloNet Realtime New (flipped) Galactic citizens for the First Order

To the children of the Jedi Betrayers: You Jedi worshipers are vile and filthy people. Your mothers are whores and your fathers are canines. You are evil. You worship the Force. But your day of reckoning has arrived.

Hyperspace lane toll evasion and graffiti would no longer be considered too petty to address. Why? Because serious crime was more likely to occur in a lawless environment — and ubiquitous low-level disorder signaled lawlessness even more than serious crime, which was less common. Bratton (source)

Well, it’s different, you have to ask yourself, do I want a person of that temperament, control of the Imperial Star Destroyer fleet codes. And as of now I have to say no. General Casio Tagge on Avemut Heat for Imperial Senate Leader (source)

I was devastated when I heard #Pau’an was killed. Then I found out it was some dumbass Rebel, not the former Grav-ball champ. Whew! (source)

#Stormtrooper seen high-fiving moments after #Pau’an shooting. ‘KRIFF, I’m going to be on desk duty now for 30 days’ (source)

Again. AGAIN. If you’re a Rebel, suspicion of sedition and running from #Stormtroopers are punishable by execution. #Pau’an (source)

It’s odd the galaxy is more upset about a dead criminal than the 15 planets in the Empire that Rebels shoot on every rotation. #Pau’an (source)

Over 2,000 aliens shot by others in the galaxy THIS YEAR ALONE. But #RebelsLivesMatter wont care unless stormtroopers kill a violent thug. #Pauan (Source)