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Kimda Virow Issues Statement: I’ll Never Obey The Empire Because I Don’t Want To Go To The Dark Side The Old Republic Counsel has issued a statement from Kimda Virow. It reads in full: “I have worked in the Rhommamool Clerk’s office for several rotations as a Deputy Clerk and was honored to be electedContinue reading

((Pretend you are opening a top secret holocommunique)) TOP SECRET PRIVATE HOLOCOMMUNIQUE BY THE COMMISSION FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THE NEW ORDER OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! COUNTERINTELLIGENCE PROGRAM REBEL ALLIANCE – HATE GROUPS REBEL INTELLIGENCE Continue reading

A metagame but all conspiracy theories have truths: LUKE’S CHANGE – AN INSIDE JOB. You decide. (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dEbX9HZU_0)

Imperial Gym Secrets: Does agentkallus77 have tattoos?

When will Alderaanians, Rebels, and Dathomirians stop talking over slave dancers? All I’m seeing are a lot of holos refusing to consider the fact that slave dancers have different experiences. Rebels and Dathomirians are willfully obtuse about to the slave dancers who got into stripping, escorting, sugaring, etc. just for fun and supplemental income. AndContinue reading

Stormwrecker brags about killing Monwhe Hydrobius: ‘We all know how it ended for the last moron that hit me’ Fargse Stormwrecker, the man acquitted in the shooting death of unarmed Imperial cadet Monwhe Hydrobius, has apparently perfected the art of tough guy holotweeting. The killer-cum-HoloComLink troll threatened someone by raising the specter of Monwhe Hydrobius’sContinue reading

Breaks Theybe: There’s a ‘war on what’s inside of women, but not a war on women’ Imperial senate candidate Breaks Theybe said that Rebels were wrong to allege Imperials were waging a “war on women,” and that the real war was on “what’s inside of women.” ((Flipped source))

webofstarwars: The Death Star Architect Speaks Out Hehehe

‘KRIFFING embarrassment’: Imperials furious after Luke Skywalker supports lightsaber control Luke Skywalker got a lesson in Imperial fragility when he spoke out in favor of lightsaber control in the wake of the murder of two HoloNet journalists on Lianna. Skywalker was referring to sweeping lightsaber-safety laws that went into effect in Alderaan after the KashyyykContinue reading

BITE ME! – Red Twi’lek grandmother responds to speciests ‘Rebel Lives Matter’ jerks who call her an ‘Imperial Slave’ Earlier we posted the really great holovid made by Pefcewh March, a Red Twi’lek grandmom who is just sick and tired of the Rebels whining about Imperial brutality when the Rebels cause most of the deathsContinue reading