Wilhuff Tarkin Says Alien Parents Need To Teach Their Children To Respect StormtroopersVictim-blaming at its finest. Governor Wilhuff Tarkin thinks Rebels need to worry less about stormtrooper violence and more about teaching their children to respect stormtroopers and fear aliens. In light of the killings of five Imperial officers on Sallad last week, Tarkin wentContinue reading

An open letter to Moff Council from professional Chiss physicists drafted by the Chiss Aristocra in Physics & Astronomy group Dear Moffs of the Imperial Moff Council, We are writing to you today as professional Chiss physicists and astrophysicists to respond to comments made by Moffs in the course of oral arguments of Gherail vs.Continue reading

Jabba the Hutt: Organa’s Focus On Transgenders Equality Is Proof “The Aliens Have Already Landed” Premiere HoloNet Networks’The Jabba Hutt Show: JABBA THE HUTT: Senator Cen Sotiso at this moment addressing the Imperial Senate of the Galaxy, saying that Iridonia is not going to allow Outer Rim to be under the Separatist Holdouts. Not goingContinue reading