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Why tell #StarWars fans to read when the movies use zero elements from the literature, canon or Legends?

What Disney did when they segregated the literary art forms to what they think Star Wars is, to what it was in the milieu of the creative form is to essentially erase the epistemology of Star Wars.

It’s actually funny thinking about it from a real life perspective given that a dominant culture has done that to thousands of cultures globally. This one we’re discussing is a fictional world that means nothing in our daily lives. We are not obligated to be involved. But, this group is.

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If you haven’t yet had the displeasure of watching that little limp peen’s response to Emperor Palpatine’s Galactic Empire State of the Union, I suggest you take some pink bisthmus or some menstruation meds or whatever you need to do to get through it, because it was pathetic, and it was embarrassing. Oh my Force.

Tolah Renmi (flipped source)
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The Eight Human Identities

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1. Are you a Humanocentrist who maintains and advocates a clearly marked Human society that preserves, names, and values Human superiority?

2. Are you into Human Voyeurism? This means being a Human Voyeur who would not challenge a Humanocentrist’s stated beliefs. They desire non-humanity because it is interesting and pleasurable to them, and they seek to control the consumption and appropriation of non-humanity. They may express a fascination with culture, for example: consuming Torgrutan culture without the burden of Torgrutaness; consuming and appropriating Twi’lek cultures, clothing, or spiritualities without the burden of racism or prejudice.

3. Do you cling to your Human Privilege? A Human Privileged person may critique Humanocentrism, but they maintain a deep investment in questions of “fairness” and “equality” that normalize humanness and human rule. They may have a sworn goal of “diversity’.

4. Are you into Human Benefit? A Human Benefit person is sympathetic to some aspects of anti-specieism, but only privately. They will not speak or act in solidarity publicly, because they are benefiting through humanness in public.

5. Or is the Human Confessional your thing? A Human Confessional person will speak about and point out humanness to some extent, but only as a way of being accountable to aliens after the fact. A Human Confessional seeks validation from aliens.

6. Could you be a Human Critical? A Human Critical person will take on board critiques of humanness and invest in exposing and marking the regime of humanness. They refuse to be complicit with the regime, and might be seen as humanness speaking back to humanness.

7. Are you a Human Traitor? A Human Traitor actively refuses complicity in the regime of humanness, names and speaks about what is going on, and intends to subvert human authority and tell the truth at whatever cost.

8. And just how many actual Human Abolitionists are out there? A Human Abolitionist changes institutions that are historically based on human rule, dismantles the regime of humanness, and does not allow the regime or human rule to reassert itself.

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The Empire Makes Us Monsters by CC_77

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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars – All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Sinjir Rath Velus, Rilo Tang, Garrick Versio (mention), Sid Uddra (mention)
Series: Part 1 of The Operative
Summary:

Sinjir Rath Velus is taked with eliciting a confession for the theft of Moff Orseas’s ring from Gunnery Officer Rilo Tang.

The Empire Makes Us Monsters by CC_77

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senator-organa:

the jedi prince series has:

  • r2-d2 and c-3po getting painted green and going on an undercover mission
  • darth vader’s indestructible right glove that luke chopped off is the star wars universe’s equivalent of excalibur, and whoever holds it becomes the next emperor
  • this is thanks to a prophecy
  • because there’s a group called the “dark prophets” that literally everyone in the empire listens to

  • the empire prefaces everything with “dark”

  • “dark greetings”
  • the rebel alliance builds a fake robo leia who shoots lasers from her eyes

  • jabba’s dad zorba is there, and he has a beard and hair and tastes so bad the sarlacc spit him out

  • one of the main villains is palpatine’s really hot three-eyed son
  • (even c-3po commented on how hot he was)
  • except he’s not actually palpatine’s son
  • palpatine’s real son is another three-eyed dude who’s actually pretty chill
  • they are, creatively, named “trioculus” and “triclops”
  • anyway, fake son 3-eyed guy falls madly in love with Leia and tries to make her queen of the empire
  • but then he gets shot to death at the wedding by robo leia after real leia escapes and leaves robo leia in her place
  • there’s a grand moff who wears incredibly tacky blaster shaped dangly earrings
  • there’s a random underground jedi base on yavin iv where a jedi kid’s been hiding for a decade
  • he’s also palpatine’s grandson
  • (only two eyes though)
  • also han and chewie are really good cooks

and all that’s only some of what goes down

Don’t forget the meeting of the Moffs called the MOFFERENCE

  • they nearly get eaten by giant oysters
  • han solo is only the second best corellian pilot after a dude named snoke
  • “Easy does it,” Han said. “I’m a Corellian, and we Corellians gave up hugging strangers four centuries ago.”
  • i feel it is important to clarify that chewbacca wears an apron while cooking
  • ghost obi-wan appears in a vision to luke to give him his computer password
  • the password is “JE-99-DI-88-FOR-00-CE”
  • han and leia try to elope at space disneyland
  • but jabba’s dad sent bounty hunters to cause trouble because he was mad at how much money lando was making on space disneyland
  • the rebel alliance built a base on dagobah and after yoda croaked they named it MOUNT YODA
  • there’s a planet called chad that is dying from global warming because they have too many space cows who fart too much
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The Operative  by CC_77

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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Wars – All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Characters: Sinjir Rath Velus, Thrawn | Mitth’raw’nuruodo

Summary:

Sinjir Rath Velus confronts Grand Admiral Thrawn about the treason of Agent Alexsandr Kallus.

You didn’t think the Military Intelligence, Loyalty Commission would just let the loss of the one of their ISB agents go, did you?

Partial basis from Star Wars Rebels, Star Wars: Tarkin, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy and Star Wars: Thrawn. 

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The Operative  by CC_77

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