SW SWAG77 AU Fanfic: HoloNet News Article

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Ryloth Academy Stormtrooper Sparks Xansif’s career marked with praise

The holodocument you must read says that Sparks Xansif is an outstanding Academy resource stormtrooper and not sued for using excessive force.

Within a short time, Xansif went from a virtually unknown Ryloth stormtrooper to the target of galactic wide vitriol after a holovid showed him apprehending a Twi’lek robbery suspect from her desk in the academy using approved Imperial procedures.

Court holodocuments and a stormtrooper department holonewsletters support the findings.

Xansif has not responded to the HoloNet Realtime News’ request for comment. But here’s what we know about the Ryloth stormtrooper… [redacted and classified]

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Stormtroopers. Bucketheads! They beat up children.

That’s not true- well, some of it…

But hey… Not all of us beat up children…

Do you ever see me beat a children ? I even can’t shoot straight ! (trying to defend the empire here…)

Report just in: @ask-the-stormtrooper says he can’t shoot straight and that’s why he has never been seen beating up children… There you have it Imperial citizens, a safe and secure galaxy with our Stormtroopers!

Ashii Neurmani out. Now back to you Alton.

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