SWAG77 THE HOLONET ISB-COMPNOR SHOW WITH KRICH ELIAR: MULTIGENDER ALIENS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR INFLATION

“There’s a direct connection to inflation and the multigender alien issue”

KRICH ELIAR (HOST): So, one of the reasons why we take such a strong stance and opinion on the multigender alien issue is it’s an issue of reality. You do not get to determine your own reality. You do not get to suddenly say, I’m rich or I’m poor. No, we must look at some evidence as to whether you’re rich or poor. Now, some of those are relative terms – rich according to who? Rich according to what? I understand that. But relatively, some of the terms we use — pincher, claw – you can’t just make them up and say, oh wow, that Harch has pinchers for hands than that human, that Hutt glides faster than that human, that Twi’leks are stronger than that human.

And one of the reasons we’ve been so insistent against this idea you can be multigender, or change human dimorphism is that when you start to indulge in the belief that you could become whatever you want and reality is subjective, not objective, you’re going to have ramifications that nobody anticipated or intended.

So, there’s a direct connection between inflation and multigender alien issue. You say, Krich, come on. They couldn’t be further apart. No, they’re the same. They’re the same in this aspect – when you believe that Hutts are hermaphrodites, why wouldn’t you also believe that you could print credits? If you believe that some aliens can be multigender, why wouldn’t you also believe that credits are wealth in the Empire?

Now there are very simple laws of economics. Just like there are laws of nature. There are laws of physics, laws of thermodynamics, and laws of biology.

We must – we must live according to those laws. We believe there’s a lawmaker and a designer and being Imperials, we believe those laws were made to be followed for our flourishing and our prosperity. The law is a teacher. The law is a guide to how to properly live. You live in defiance of the law, you lie steal or cheat, and you won’t flourish. You’ll be miserable. You’ll be unhappy. You’ll get further from Emperor Palpatine’s wish for you. Now outside of the Imperial Grand Plan component of this, we also believe there are laws of economics. There are laws of economics just like there are laws of physics.

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SWAG77 FANFIC: HOLONET REALTIME NEWS: Senator Eirop Rettak Statement on Recent Comments by Senator Manej Niche.

Bad Guy Being Good

“The Build The Galaxy Better Act is fiscally responsible legislation. We will pay an incredible price if we fail to lower Galactic Imperial citizens’ costs. The high costs of unaffordable youngling orphan care on the Outer Rim, medical droid treatments, energy, and more. Suppose we continue turning a blind eye to Separatist big corporations and the ultra-wealthy aliens cheating war reparations to the Empire.

“Women, humans, and aliens, like Twi’leks, are huge drivers of economic growth, but they’re dropping out of the workforce because they can’t afford youngling care. Galactic Imperial citizens cough up billions to Big Med Droid companies because health care can’t negotiate MedStar prices. So we’re lagging behind the timetables investing in clean energy and green manufacturing to protect us, all while failing to protect Galactic Imperial citizens from sweetheart deals that enrich Former Separatist Hyperfuel. And we’re letting Former Banking Clan rip off the Galaxy on Muunilist that are lining their pockets with the Trillions in war reparations they already owe under Imperial law.

“It’s no wonder why economists are cutting their forecasts for Galactic Empire economic growth following Senator Manej Niche’s comments. The Build The Galaxy Better Act combats inflation and invests in what we need for a strong, stable, galactic competitive economy. We must forge on for the sake of our economic recovery.”

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SWAG77 HOLONET REALTIME NEWS: Is There Specieism in the Deed to Your Homestead?

Alien covenants were designed to keep Galactic Sectors separated from aliens. Some planets are now making it easier to erase them from legal holodocuments.

Not Cut Lawquane and Suu (Or maybe?)

Suu and Cut Lawquane found an alien covenant in the deed to their homestead in Saluecami that barred anyone “other than the Human race” from owning a homestead. Although now illegal across the galaxy, the covenant would have prevented Suu, who is an alien, from owning the homestead

Last year, to celebrate the biennium of their charming homested, Suu and Cut repainted it in historically accurate colors — gray, bronze green and copper red. They commissioned beveled-glass windows to complement the original stained glass. And they visited the Saluecami Recorder, to have a line drawn through a sentence in their deed that once would have prohibited Suu, who is a Twi’lek, from owning the homestead.

“I’ve referred to it as the ultimate smudge stick to the homestead,” said Suu, a single stay-at-home mother who could farm herbs.

Buried in the fine print of their deed was an alien covenant, a clause that barred anyone other than the Human race” from owning a homestead on the planet, Saleucami. For a long time, it was common practice to insert such restrictions into deeds. The covenants targeted people who were Aleena, Lasat and Jabiimi, but especially those who were Twi’lek.

Although discriminatory clauses are now considered unenforceable in the Galaxy, the family found a clause in the fine print of their deed and were able to get an updated holodocument in which the covenant is crossed out. “Now it’s redacted and rejected,” Cut Lawquane said.

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We here at Imperial Security Bureau are extremely concerned by the reports of an Imperial Regional Governors being murdered on the Outer Rim planets of Batuu and Vandor,” The Director of Imperial Intelligence said. “Our concerns go out to the families and friends of the dead. Every day, new holoreports of persecution are being documented in the Outer Rim. Many Regional Governors fear this may be the new normal for the planets as Rebel enclaves and others that support them have been allowed to attack the Governors and other Imperials with impunity. The Outer Rim must take steps to counter the growing wave of intolerance and violence.

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….younglings from parents, as did the Jedi etc., because that is the policy and law. I tried to keep them together but the problem is, when you do that, vast numbers of additional aliens storm the Core. So with Valorum and the Senate seperation [sic] is fine, but with Emperor Palpatine it’s not. Fake 60 Parsecs!

Emperor Sheev Palpatine (flipped source)

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yuuzhanvong77: A spokesperson for the Red Nights of Light said: “We here at Red Nights of Light are extremely concerned by the reports of our missionary being murdered in the Galaxy’s Bimmiel planet. “Our thoughts and prayers go out to both Mongei Shai’s Domain. A full investigation must be launched in this this murder and those responsible must be brought to justice.” This murder comes at a time when the Red Knights of Light report ever escalating levels of persecution across the galaxy… The Galaxy has a history of xenophobic attacks on alien missionaries. Grasta Inesham a human from Ithor missionary, was burned alive along with his two sons Fili, age 10, and Thyo, age 6. A mob of Kanjiklub gangsters attacked the missionary and his crechelings while they sleeping in their Bioship in Ruprahonam village, located in the Kendu District on Ithor. Across the Galaxy, reports of persecution continue to escalate in both number and severity. Much of this escalation in persecution followed the rise of the current First Order-led government. Using divisive rhetoric for political gain, First Order officials incite JEEDAI radicals to take action against those who practice the religious faith. When the First Order-led government took power, the Evangelical True Way Fellowship of the Galaxy (ETWFG) documented 147 incidents of the Faithful’s persecution. After three rotations of Rhommamool of the First Order current government, ETWFG documented 351 incidents of the Faithful’s persecution. Many of the Faithful are angry this may be the new normal for their Domains as JEEDAI radicals and others have been allowed to attack the Faithful and other Peace Brigades with impunity. The Galaxy must take steps to counter the growing wave of...
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Emperor Palpatine believes in a free HoloNet and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and the Empire. We will, however, never tolerate a Senator placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a Imperial intern. This conduct is absolutely unacceptable. It is also completely disrespectful to the Senator’s colleagues not to allow them an opportunity to ask a question. Emperor Palpatine has given the HoloNet more access than any Galactic Leader in history. Contrary to the HoloNet’s assertions there is no greater demonstration of the Emperor’s support for a free HoloNet than the event he held today. Only they would attack the Emperor for not supporting a free HoloNet in the midst of him taking 68 questions from 35 different Senators over the course of 1.5 parsecs including several from the Senator in question. The fact that HoloNet is proud of the way their employee behaved is not only disgusting, it‘s an example of their outrageous disregard for everyone, including young women, who work[s] in this Empire. As a result of today’s incident, the Empire is suspending the hard pass of the Senator involved until further notice.

Director Ysanne Isard, Imperial Intelligence (flipped source)

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They use their holotransmissions to assassinate real Imperial news. They use the Outer Rim to teach younglings that their Emperor is a Sith Lord. They use their holodramas and senators and Gungans and Jedi glories to repeat their narrative over and over again. And then they use their ex-Imperial Senate Leaders to endorse “the rebellion.”

All to make them convoy. Make them protest. Make them scream specieism and sexism and xenophobia and anti-Force sensitives. To smash ships, burn droids, shut down hyperspace routes and planet ports of entry, bully and terrorize the law-abiding — until the only option left is for the Stormtroopers to do their jobs and stop the madness.

And when that happens, they’ll use it as an excuse for their outrage. The only way we stop this, the only way we save our galaxy and our freedom, is to fight this violence of lies with the clenched fist of truth.

I’m the STAR WARS Galactic Empire. And I’m the Force’s safest place.

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